Such a Low Percentage Fruit

Curb had some of the best fruit-related one liners last night:

"Can I tell you something about apricots? You know, one in thirty is a good one. It's such a low percentage fruit."

"You know what? Don't condescend me with your tiny pear."

Leon on room temperature:
"You're my motherfuckin man Larry, but 72°? Sheet. Might as well sleep outside. I'm an 82 man myself. ...You said 68°? Get the fuck out of here. It's all cold and shit. You gotta heat that shit up."

And Funkhouser's crazy sister played by Catherine O'Hara at the dinner party:
"You're serving nothing but lies here! I'm not hungry!"

Finally, Larry's collapse upon hearing Loretta's diagnosis. How awesomely overdramatic was that? It's good to finally have 30 minutes of Larry back.